I fear that if I don’t leave Chiang Mai soon, I’ll get:
|Run over by a tuk-tuk.|
|Ridiculed for spending two months in Southeast Asia and only seeing one town.|
|Seduced by one of those ridiculous young hotties.*|
|Fifteen pounds where I don’t want them.|
|Used to the temperature.|
|A British accent.|
*ridiculous referring to ‘young’, not ‘hot’, though there are plenty of both.